While she’s laughing at your “failed efforts,” discreetly divide by 2. Remember, she was the one typing all of the numbers into the calculator, so you didn’t see any of it. She will definitely be surprised that her phone number has suddenly appeared as a sum in her calculator.
This will cause her actual phone number to appear on the phone. This trick could turn sleazy if you decide to memorize the number, along with the area code from earlier.
I’ve tried being more calculated, spending as much time as possible getting to know a person before popping the question.
Of course, it will be a large number with more digits than a phone number.
Make it seem like you messed up and the number came out wrong.
If you have the right attitude, working on a phone sex hotline isn't the worst job in the world. According to "Tonya," she's a "nice girl" who worked in the industry from 1994 to 1997 because "the money was better than anything else I was qualified to do (or at least anything else that was legal)." "Hey, as far as I was concerned, it was an job," she wrote.
A woman who used to work as a "phone sex actress" hosted a Q&A thread on The Straight Dope Message Board, an adjunct to the popular Straight Dope column that's published in more than 30 newspapers in the U. "Anyone who had actually seen me playing solitaire on my computer, sipping coffee and wearing a cotton nightshirt with little duckies all over it when I worked would never have doubted that." We reached out to Cecil Adams, administrator of the site, who gave us permission to share some of the Q&As from her post.
A: I read about the job in the Help Wanted ads in the local newspaper.
There was a group interview in a hotel conference room.In that interview, we were told about the job and given some tips.Those of us who were still interested at the end of the interview were given applications to fill out, and then we did audition calls. A: Calls were randomly monitored for training (we did training calls with a trainer who would give us advice on how to improve our performance) and to make sure we weren't breaking rules.I also got a 1, 2, or 3 percent raise every six months. A: The only benefit we got was our birthday off with pay. Because of my hours, no separate phone line was needed, but I did disable the call waiting while working. We did have some general idea, though, because the call always went to an operator first, who found out what kind of woman the guy was looking for and if he was interested in anything specific. A: At the start of my shift, I'd call in and let the operators know I was ready. A: their girlfriends; I'd have women who may have been gay, or may have just been investigating aspects of their sexuality; I had guys who were into animals, bodily functions, married women who cheat on their husbands, whatever. A: There was the one guy who wanted to talk to an overweight, 30-something-year-old housewife. ' Q: How did you keep from just cracking up laughing?Q: Were you working off a script, improvising within some specific guidelines or just totally making it up as you went along? Then the operator would call me and say something like "I have a guy who wants a blonde with ..." Then, when she patches the guy through, I already had an idea of what he was looking for. Just like anyone else with a normal, healthy sexual appetite, there are certain things that turn me on, and I did have some regular customers that I developed a good rapport with.After the audition call, a supervisor called us to tell us whether we'd passed and then, we could begin working. And you never knew you were monitored until after the fact. A: Well, the coy answer would be "whatever the client wanted me to be wearing." The truthful answer would be a cotton nightgown or sleep shirt in the summer, sweats in the winter (my office was in the basement, and it got chilly down there).