Humorous online dating profiles
I fully don't expect you to message me, I guess if I was getting 20 or 30 messages a day from people I wouldn't have to.Unfortunately real, honest guys like me often get passed over because we don't stand out among the hundreds on here trying to find a date by auto-blasting e-mails they have stored up on a hard drive.
If I contact you, I appreciate you taking the time to read this and would love to get to know you more because most people don't get this far. I can't guarantee you that we already have a lot in common - but if you read on and find out we do - you should message me!I want someone who will be upfront, honest, and I will do the same.It would be nice to have someone who would enjoy going to [City], [City], [City], and of course trying out local eateries.There's nothing like a good dinner and then going for a walk with a great companion at sunset!while enjoying myself like I was a rock-star on tour.Family and friends are most important to me in life.
I've learned that money and opportunities come and go, but your friends and family are always there to help you when you need it.
I hope one day I can pass down those qualities to a family of my own, and it's why I work so hard today.
Good Generic Example #1 Let's face it, I don't live the life of a rock-star or famous athlete ...
but those guys are always getting caught cheating on their wives, so why would I want to live that life?
It sure would make writing this more entertaining, and reading it would be much more fun too. Maybe the rock-star lifestyle would be fun, but I don't want to live that life and a girl that's looking for that is not for me.
I could tell you about all the exotic cities and expensive hotels I've stayed at while being on tour. While my story might be Rolling Stone worthy, I do work hard, pay my bills, enjoy the company of my friends & family ...