Have you ever wanted to find a Dilbert comic strip on a particular topic?
You can try the Dilbert site but you can't always find it there.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and goose down parka zipped up to her throat. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi.
Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
Complete and total honesty." Dogbert asks, "What species are you targeting?
" Dilbert asks, "Gosh, don't you have something that will make me look sensitive and caring? I didn't have time to change." Dilbert says, "The singles scene is all about how you look." Hackers Convention. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.” I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.Here is what to do: Simply enter one or two words into the search box above.You will get a list of Dilbert strips by date, a short description, and a link. If you notice any problems, technical or otherwise, please let me know.Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?